Spring 2012: 1st Half

Game Theory I: Susana Peralta

"With 3 players it's still possible; with more than that it gets wild!"

"I'm very much into crime today! Now we move from prisoners to kidnapping!"

"Does anyone have a name for the kidnapper? *silence* No? So, let's say… Susana! I just got away from jail!..."

"Once I get the money, I may still decide to be very nasty…"

"You are the game theorists, I'm the nasty kidnapper!"

"It's very annoying to kill people"

"I don't like to kill children and I didn't get the money, so I'm really sad… and the parents got their child killed, but at least they kept the money!"

"And now I even have 3 colors! I'm so happy!"

*reinforcing our belief about how similar the professor is with Snow White* "Are you still ok with the windows closed? ... It's kinda sad, right?"

Analysis of Industry and Competition: Guido Maretto

[First class] "… I brought the wrong slides…"

[random student goes into the classroom during the middle of the class]: "Is this Statistics?"

Prof: "No."

Student: "Is this A102?"

Prof: "Yes [turns to the class, a bit frightened], but this is AIC, right?"

Class: "Right!"

[another random student goes into the classroom, and while he's looking for a place to sit, the professor shouts] "This is not Statistics!

[an airplane is passing by…] "Shh! Shhh! Shhhhhush!!"

"The bad news is the Math is here to stay…"

[IT guy comes to the auditorium to fix some random problem with the projector/computer. In the end, he speaks in portuguese with the professor] Prof: "Eu não falo português."

Persuasion and Negotiation: Pedro Neves

Prof: "What is the lamest movie that's on the cinema? (…)"

Student: "Twilight!"

[Talking about how good/bad a conflict can be… after calling students "idiots"] "You said conflicts are good… I'm just trying to see what kind of names I can use throughout the semester!"

Prof: "What is the profile of a perfect secretary?"

Student: "Nasty!"

"How many of you are thinking of keeping the course next week?" *most students raise hands* "Gee, not everyone in my house thinks I'm that exciting!"

"Oh, come on! Is this the morning of the living dead?!"

"Do you want me to create an Obama card? Yes, yes you can!"

"You can't have kids on your own… or can you? (…) Well, it comes from somewhere…!"

[a student asks some question about having classes when there's a strike] "I wish I had a phd, that question seems so hard!"

"'cause they know they got you by the… … … belt!"

*writes EXAM on the whiteboard* "I just wanted to say that you are going to have an exam by the end of the course - but now that I have your attention …" *starts class*

"That is the coolest strategy ever - «I didn't cheat on you with that guy yesterday! It was on Tuesday!»"

"If you talk in the classroom, it might reduce the violence in the halls!"

Prof: "And yes, you can use different colors"

Student: "Awww!"

"So, let's not pointing fingers… but it was YOU!"

Prof: "Do you want to hear the results from last week now or in the end of the class?"

Students: "Now!"

Prof: "Yeah, I think I'll use that as a strategy whenever I need to calm you down, but let me just tell you, it is very exciting!"

"We could talk about the worse team in the league… what's its name? it's not Feirense… it's… Yeah, Sporting!"

"There is nothing that is always true - not even in Maths."