Jogo de Empresa
Prof. Mark Wolters
“I have no fucking chance in hell!”
“There’s hard, and then there’s fucking insane hard! And it was it…”
“(…) you motherfuckers!”
“And then you’re like «Dude, you’re a dick! Why didn’t you give me a cookie in the first place?!»”
“I could be friends with someone from Sporting, even though their retarded…”
“And guys, let me tell you, there are some ugly babies…”
Estratégia
Prof. José Manuel Fonseca
“I was passing by and I faced these 8 dead bodies in my living room…”
“In case you don’t have anything better to do in a Saturday afternoon, you can always screw your neighbor.”
“You must be aware that half of what I say is a blunt lie, and the other half is highly questionable…”
“Zé Manel, canalizador e outros desenrascanços, 24horas por dia, unipessoal limitada!”
Prof. Bernardo Pimentel
“Each truck has a radio and you can say all kinds of nasty things…”
Aluno: “What about mergers?”
Prof: “Virgins? What about them?”
Marketing
Prof.ª Paula Matos
“Ever age” / “Ever rage” [average]
“Cous” [cows]
“Could you please slow down or to go out?”
“You milk the business”
“My life is milk and cous, what do you expect?” [cous = cows]
“We have the three: introduction, growth, maturity and decline”
“Your competitor is not anymore only the…” [what?!]
“We don’t make babies in Portugal” [confere, eles vêm de França…]
“If you go to the R and D development center…” [and D stands for…?!]
“Let’s go to be smart!”
“Because why?”
“(…) er, sei lá! I don’t know!”
“Accountability” [accounting]
“It cannot be ped” [paid]
Prof. Rafael Garrido
“Ua-how?” [Whow = why + how]
“Hairplane” [airplane]
“Hage” [age]
“Hincome” [income]
Comportamento Organizacional
Prof. Ricardo Rodrigues
“You all want to eat and drink, which is fine!”
Prof. Nuno Guimarães da Costa
Aluno: “I have a doubt.”
Prof: “Not a doubt, a question; doubts are about God.”
Prof: “Imagine that you work at the cash regist-- regist--”
Aluno: “Register.”
Prof: “That!”
“I was driving at 230km/h… Stupid man!”
Gestão de Operações
Prof. Manuel Baganha
“Please try to guess what I’m looking for.”
“Don’t smile!”
“You’re making my life hard today…”
“What I have here is a quiz, but don’t worry; don’t start to leave now!”
“ IQ is equal to I times U.”
“The intuition here is not so much a question of intuition.”
Prof.ª Graça Silva
“104 pacotes de 4 bolinhos cada… - são bolinhos especiais!”
“(…) o trio aí de trás – mas você está incluído!” [a falar para o “trio” (de quatro elementos, a quem uns chamam quarteto) que estava a perturbar a aula]
“Isto é uma oferta para os benfiquistas que estão desgostosos.” [ao utilizar uma caneta vermelha no quadro]
“Tenho uma capacidade para interpretar a vossa mente… Sou quase mentalista!”
“É pleonasmo, né? Já não me lembro, mas vou ter que recordar, porque a minha criatura está a chegar a essa fase. Lá vou eu recordar esse drama…!”
Sistemas de Informação
Prof. Tomasz Miaskiewicz
“You can’t fix everyone’s pants!”
Prof.ª Margarida Piteira
“Who wants to be the first to start?”
“It’s the main basically”
“Custs” [costs]
“We must participate in a disciplaine way.”
“You must sink about (…)” [think]
“The responsibilitY of the discUssions (…)”
Contabilidade de Gestão
Prof. Rui Augusto
“We have two pussibilities” […]
