Sunday, March 13, 2011

Carnival break

Estratégia

Prof. José Manuel Fonseca

Prof: “Are you from economics?”

Aluna: “Yes.”

Prof: “You’re going to burn in hell...”


Prof: “Oh, that’s a very nasty thought!”

Aluno: “Yeah, but it works!”


Prof. Bernardo Pimentel

“And people were still stupid enough to buy premium”

“Oh, I love this! And this is from the book, not from me.”



Gestão de Operações

Prof. Manuel Baganha

“I’m going to use your argument. Follow me!


Prof.ª Graça Silva

“Descontracção e estupidez natural ao mesmo tempo!”

“O primeiro passo é abrir o programa.” [a explicar como funciona o MS Project]

“Save us” [save as]

“Olha, apareceu agora! Há coisas que não dá para entender…” [quando, subitamente, o gráfico de Gantt apareceu]

“Quem é que concorda com o Manel? Ninguém? Ainda bem!”



Marketing

Prof.ª Paula Matos

You are going to put your money to the rubbish” [aka you’re going to throw your money away]

“They don’t valorize your product” [they don’t value]

“I’m going to sell one million of bananas”

“You have 19, 20 (years old)” [you are]

“They are here 2, 3 years and then they go out.”

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